Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
I can’t wait to drink hot chocolate and curl up in a ball with a warm blanket and a big cozy sweater and listen to music that takes me away somewhere beautiful
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
The end is always the best. I should watch it sometime.
So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.
these are amazing
Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.
Okay drag, Nicki
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot
I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.
"Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”
and when i call Ronald Reagan the devil people still wanna look at me cross eyed.